Hetalia Gakuen Host Club Episode 5 Part 1

      The Vargas twins were wearing green hats, hiding their curls. Then they announced “Let’s play the ‘Which One Is ‘Lovi’ Game’!” Their clients cheered. “Many ladies have tried to tell us apart but none have ever succeeded.” the two explained. Jasey then walked by them “That’s the dumbest game I’ve ever heard..” she said bluntly. “What?” the two Italians turned to her, “Do you have a problem with it, Jasey?” she looked back, “No. I just don’t see why you two are so popular.” said Jasey. “That’s not very nice.” they spoke. The two then slid next to her. “I’m disappointed.” Lovi sighed. “You would think that you out of anybody would understand the advantages of having twins in the Host Club.” “Listen up.” they both ordered. “Having a couple of good looking guys with homosexual tendency earns the club high points. It also helps if the two struggle between their attraction and their friendship.” Feli explained. Lovi then added, “And in our case since we’re twins, our relationship is taboo and therefore more intriguing.” The two of them slid next to a girl sitting in a chair. Lovi put a hand under her chin, “And besides, who hasn’t fantasized about twins? Two loves is better than one, don’t you think~?” Feli mirrored Lovi’s movements, “It’s a young woman’s romantic fantasy~.” “U-Uh yes I-I s-suppose.” the girl said trying to act calm. She soon lost it, “Ah! I can’t take it!” she fainted in her chair; face forever flushed red, while the other clients squealed from joy. “Hmph!” the twins said in victory. Suddenly, they heard Francis running to them with a laptop. He then stopped in front of the Vargas brothers and yelled, “Feli! Lovi! When I put you in charge of the club website I expected you to take it seriously!” They pointed their noses up, Lovi said, “We take our jobs very seriously.” “In fact, last night we worked on it ‘til dawn.” Feli stated. “You call this taking it seriously?!” he then showed a laptop that had a picture of Jasey. She was shirtless, showing her back to the camera! While the girls started worshiping the picture, Jasey stood in udder shock, "You look great, Jase-chan!" said Tino. Francis stood in front of the twins, “Tell me when!” “Huh?” they looked at him, Francis snapped. “WHEN DID YOU TAKE NAKED PICTURES OF JASEY?!?!”

WHAT FRANCIS IS IMAGINING:

Jasey sat in a dark room, covering her shirtless bodies with a sheet while those twins took pictures. Jasey had an innocent and confused face, similar to a lost puppy. “Yeah, that pose is perfect.” Lovi said with a camera in his face. “And your expression is beautiful.” Feli added. “Once we’re finished with this shoot, we’ll let you have all the fancy bread you want.” they stated. The girl just smiled to herself, imagining fancy bread.

END

Francis went pale, “You bribed her! Didn’t you?!” The twins both sighed, “You’re imagining things. The picture is altered.” Francis turned to them in shock, “It was… photoshopped?” “We did a pretty good job, huh?” Feli asked. “We have some major photoshopping talent.” Lovi said. “You idiots!” Francis shouted, “That’s a waste of a talent! Have you no shame?!” he then took out an idol photo book, “But if you’re gonna anyway, can you photoshop her into this idol photo book?” “Don’t be ridiculous, boss.” Lovi said. “Why don’t you just ask her to wear an outfit like one of those?” Feli said.  Francis then flinched in realization, “I never thought of asking her.” He walked over to her. Smiling, he pulled out a dress and it was pink, “What do you think about this, my dear?” Jasey just sighed and gave him a glare, causing him to walk away in shame. She faced the twins. “Now cut it out.” Jasey said, “No more weird pictures of me, got that? What do you take me for anyway?” she asked. They just smirked, eyes closed “Isn’t it obvious?” their eyes shot open, “Your our toy.” “Eh?” Jasey sweatdropped. “You see, in order to entertain one’s self in this oh so boring life,” Lovi said. “One must find himself stimulating toys.” Feli finished. Jasey glared, standing in front of them “I am NOT your toy!” “You want a toy?” they heard a dark voice. They turned to see a guy in a black cloak and silver hair hanging in his face. He peeked his head out of a door. “Toys… toys… if you like toys then you should come join my Black Magic Club.” he offered. Jasey, Feli and Lovi had confused looks. “Why is he talking to us through a cracked door?” Jasey asked. “Has that door always been there?” the twins asked. “Braginsky-senpai likes to hide.” Roderich said, walking up to them, “He doesn’t really care for brightly lit places.” Francis stood directly behind Jasey, “Don’t get involved with that guy, Jasey.” she jumped in shock, turning to him, “If you do, you’ll end up being cursed!” She seemed freaked out, “D-Do you have any basis for that?” “Yes.” he said petrified, “It happened during the final exams of the last year. On that faithful day, I accidentally stepped on that weirdo Braginsky’s doll, Beelzenef. Afterward, I took my exam and it was written in some weird foreign writing. When I went to ask someone for help I noticed I didn’t know any of them! I was all alone in a different dimension!!!” everyone were all freaked out. The twins had big eyes, Jasey was just plain creeped out, Peter had anime tears. “D-Did that really happen to you?” Jasey questioned. Roderich sighed, “That only happened to you because you were so scared, you accidentally walked into the beginning Greek class and took their exam.” Francis ran in front of him, “No, it was the curse! I know because three days later my legs were as heavy as led! How do you explain that!?” “The day before, we ran a marathon. Remember?” he responded, writing in his book. Braginsky appeared next to them, “You shouldn’t underestimate the power of Beelzenef the curse doll. All you have to do is write the name of someone you hate on his back, then that person is certain to come face to face with misfortune.” “Wow, this guy really is dark.” Lovi said, “Supposedly he doesn’t like bright light.” Feli said. Lovi then smirked “I wonder what he’ll think of this.” he said, taking out a flashlight. The two of them grinned. In one swift move, the light flashed in Braginsky’s face, making him scream, causing Francis to scream. Braginsky then ran away to his club room screaming, “AHH!!! You murderers!!!” the twins looked at each other and sighed. Francis walked in front of them, “How on earth could you do such a thing?! Obviously you two don’t understand the true terror of black magic!” they just walked around him. The twins sat in two chairs. Once Francis noticed he was ignored, he retreated to his corner, “My dignity as the Host Clubs King is to be ignored…” he mumbled. “Hey, Jasey.” Said the twins. She turned to them, “We have a favor to ask. The next time we have a day off, can we go to your place?” “Why would you wanna do that?” Jasey asked. The two of them walked up to them, “We’re curious. We want to see where you live.” they replied. “No.” Jasey said instantly. “Aw pretty please?” they asked. “No way” Jasey said. “You guys are just gonna make fun of me.” she stated. Francis popped in-between them, “I too think it is time we go and pay our respects to Jasey’s family.” “No way in hell, Senpai.” Jasey said bluntly. The twins then walked in front of them with their hats on, “We’ll settle this with a game! If you two can’t pick out which one is Lovi, then we get to come over later tonight.” They then started switching spots to confuse. After a few shifts, they said, “So which one is Lovi?” Jasey pointed to the left twin, “This one’s Feli.” then pointed to the right twin, “And this one is Lovi.” “Uh oh! You got it wrong!” they cheered. Jasey turned to them. “No, I know I’m right” she said, “You guys may look alike. But you’re totally different.” The two looked at her with disbelief. “How did you do that, Jasey?” a girl asked, “When they wear those hats to cover their hair curls, it’s impossible to tell them apart.” “How can you tell them apart?” another asked. The twins still stared at her. “Umm.. how do I put it.” Jasey said to herself, “it’s kind of hard to explain. But Lovi’s speech and actions make him come across a little more mischievous then Feli.” It was quiet… they then heard Feli chuckle, “I’m sorry f-fratello, I don’t mean to laugh.” his chuckle then turned into a laugh. While Feli laughed, Lovi stuck his nose up, “Well I don’t see what’s so funny. I speak my mind and I don’t hold back. It’s sneaky people like Feli who are the trouble makers.” Feli gasped instantly. “Don’t turn this on me, Lovi. After all, I’m always the one going along with your selfish games.” Feli pointed out. “I may suggest them but you’re the one who really gets into them Feli,” Lovi replied, “If you hate it so much then why don’t you just stop?” “Because I’d hate to see you make an ass out of yourself in front of everyone.” Feli said, “It was your idea to call Jasey our toy, but I noticed you were quick to make a pass at her. Admit it, fratello. You’re actually in love with Jasey. Aren’t you?” Lovi then gasped. Lovi turned his head in shock. “EH?!” Francis stood up astonished, “WHAT?!” Lovi turned his head back to his brother, “You got it all wrong, Feli! Man, you’re such an idiot!” Francis started freaking out, “There are some things in this world that must never be said!!!” “Why would I fall for her? I mean she looks like a Tanuki!” Lovi said. Francis then shouted, “How dare you call my daughter a raccoon dog! You’re gonna pay for that!” He was stopped by the sound of loud motors. Elizaveta started rising from the floor on a platform, “Our beloved Jasey and is in the middle of a beautiful three side relationship! And to make it more exiting, her admirers are twins! Just the thought of it can make me eat three bowls of rice!” “But Elizaveta,” Francis smiled politely, “I thought you had feelings for Jasey.” “I do, but I don’t mind having a homo sexual relationship on the side.” she said. Jasey then walked to her “I thought you went back home to Hungary.” “Well, I wanted to start a Host Club of my own but Hungary is not ready for that yet.” Elizaveta told her “Cut it out already!!” Lovi shouted. Everyone saw them all up in each other’s faces, “You’re the one who’s always crawling into my bed! Talk about annoying!” “I only do that because you look lonely!” girls started cheering from the ‘cute’ scene before them, “I wouldn’t choose to sleep in your bed you idiot!” “Who are you calling an idiot!? You’re the one who sucks at math!” Lovi yelled. “Oh yeah? Well you’re the one who is failing your foreign language class, you big dummy!” Feli shouted. “The way you grind your teeth is deafening!” Lovi insulted. “At least I don’t toss and turn so much I don’t fall out of bed!” Feli shot back. “Sex pixy!” “Sicko!” “Your mama wears too much makeup!” they both exclaimed. The Host Club boys, and Jasey, looked at them shocked but Jasey looked annoyed. “That’s it! We’re over!” they shouted.

To be continued in Part 2